Monday, February 25, 2008

Salon Coup de Grace


God save the King! You may have noted that there have not been many posts as of late, and the above picture shows the reason why: I have been locked away for a few weeks doing nothing but sleeping, eating, and breathing the English Regency. My first all-original murder party, Salon Coup de Grace went off smashingly. Thirty-seven of my closest friends and relatives dressed up in fantastic costumes and traveled to the desert to play a part, and I couldn't be more grateful. Good food, good drink, and good fun were had by all, I hope. I'm putting this up so that they all can see some of the wonderful pictures of the event.

Before we jump into that, though, some thanks:
  • To the amazing, efficient, and terrific serving staff (Holly, Tim, Synnove, Arlene, and all those who pitched in), a tremendous debt of gratitude is owed you. The service was astounding, and your help invaluable. (And a special thanks to Holly and Tim for photographic services: all the photos in this post are samples of their exhaustive work.)

  • To my unbelievably wonderful wife, for putting up with all this, as well as crafting a dozen costumes and filling in for a missing guest at very nearly the last minute.

  • To my in-laws for allowing us the use of their church basement (I've had several requests to hold the next party at the same location), decorating, support services, and your many other assistances.

  • To all those who came and did such fabulous work bringing to life the strange parts I cast you in, and most especially those who came in late in the process to plug holes in the cast list—you are all deceitful scoundrels, and bless you.

  • And a few specifics: To Jen, for helping dress our Prince Regent so splendidly, as well as that rascally Samuel Coleridge and your own Jane Austen-y goodness; to Devin, our stout Prince, for taking on a giant role with aplomb, and for creating most of the bad poetry we endured during the "recitation," my favorite of which was certainly Coleridge's "Harry the Hun: An Opium Fit" ("The shadow of the dome of pleasure / Crouched midway on the waters; / Where was heard the mingled measure / From the alley and the squatters. / It was a miracle of splendiferous glee, / A sunny pleasure-dome with girls for free!"); to Ernie for his lovely dueling pistols; and to Anna, for taking on the extremely demanding role of our Princess Consort, faking out everyone with her displays of "emotion," and her special companion who followed closely behind her all evening (and I do stress the word behind...).

I could take all day to thank each individual for all that he and/or she contributed (if you met Coleridge or Hamilton Blackwell, you understand why I use that particular conjunctive connection), but I imagine most of you wish to see those pictures, so here they are. I will have all of them uploaded and will send out an email to the attendees soon if you wish copies for yourself—there are nearly 250 pictures in total, so there are many more than you see here. And, if you got some good shots, feel free to share those as well.

On we go:


Our Walter Scott seems distrustful of his professional rival, Lord Byron.


It is I, Samuel Hulce, giving some sage advice to that dastardly publishing agent, Sebastian Hurst.


The Duke of Marlborough, that famous collector of books, speaks with the up-and-coming Jane Austen; Ann Radcliffe stands aloof in the background.

Your host and literary patron, George Augustus Frederick IV, the Prince Regent.


Caroline, the Princess Consort and her paramour, Sir William Sidney Smith.


Bridget, Kendal, and Morgan, your lovely servers for the evening.


Coleridge and William Wordsworth, deep in discussions about their next set of poems, no doubt. (Most likely trying to remember who wrote which one...)


Isabella Seymour-Conway, the devious Marchioness of Hertford, has a pointed chat with that revolutionary Irish poetess, Rhianna Allardyce.


The Viscountess Castlereagh and the Whig politician Henry Brougham, whose illicit affair got them ejected from the soirée by the Prince Regent (prompting much commentary about pots and kettles and their relative states of blackness...).


Percy Shelley and his admirer, the Gothic writer Eleanor Sleath. Percy's poem, "Defending the Greatest Mind of the World; or, What I Am Thinking," was a highlight of the evening.


The Foreign Secretary, George Canning, in consultation with that indomitable Scottish publisher, Archibald Constable, perhaps discussing the Tory politics of which they are both devotees.


The Princess Consort and "friend of Scott" Susan Ferrier, throwing daggers with their eyes.


William Lane, founder of the Minerva Press, in negotiations with Baron Alvanley, probably to produce a series of salacious Gothic novels based on the Baron's life.


Anna Barbauld (progenitor of English children's literature), Regina Roche (popular Gothic writer), and Maria Fitzherbert (secret Catholic wife of the Prince Regent!) in their finery. Many thanks to them for all their work behind the scenes, as well.


The doughty Duke of Wellington looking after the defense of the nation by talking to the reigning queen of the Gothic novel, Ann Radcliffe.


That mysterious Hamilton Blackwell trying to get himself a publisher; the Prince Regent naps in the background.


And the three old pals. This look really represents my mental state by the end of all that writing.

A few other shots, just for fun:















Thank you once again, all who came—it was a splendid night, and if you all had just half as much fun as I did, then I enjoyed it twice as much as you.

Edit: I added the last few photos to try to correct my egregious oversight in not including a picture of everyone. I think I have each person covered now; and the last picture should suggest my reaction to further complaints about being left out...

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Speak It, Brother

Since I seem to be having a hard time getting my own words down on the ol' blog, I thought I'd offer someone else's.

This popped up over on Snopes.com. It's a bit over 20 years old, so I'm not sure why it's only coming up now, but I think it's pretty fantastic. It's chunk of a commencement speech Ted Koppel gave at Duke University, generally on the subject of how inane, banal, and frankly dangerously inaccurate the media had become back in 1987. (Ah, quaint old 1987, when someone as innocuous as Vanna White was a sex symbol—in fact, the speech is about the "Vannatizing" of the media.) I was shocked to find out this actually was accurately attributed to him, and though he was never my favorite news anchor (give me that sterling, dreamy Peter Jennings any day...), I have a much greater respect for him now.

Some of the best bits:

Look at MTV or Good Morning America and watch the images and ideas flash past in a blur of impressionistic appetizers. No, there is not much room on TV for complexity. You can partake of our daily banquet without drawing on any intellectual resources; without either physical or moral discipline. We require nothing of you; only that you watch; or say that you were watching if Mr. Nielsen's representative should call. And gradually, it must be said, we are beginning to make our mark on the American psyche. We have actually convinced ourselves that slogans will save us. "Shoot up if you must; but use a clean needle." "Enjoy sex whenever with whomever you wish; but wear a condom."

No. The answer is no. Not no because it isn't cool or smart or because you might end up in jail or dying in an AIDS ward—but no, because it's wrong. Because we have spent 5,000 years as a race of rational human being trying to drag ourselves out of the primeval slime by searching for truth and moral absolutes. In the place of Truth we have discovered facts; for moral absolutes we have substituted moral ambiguity. We now communicate with everyone and say absolutely nothing. We have reconstructed the Tower of Babel and it is a television antenna. A thousand voices producing a daily parody of democracy; in which everyone's opinion is afforded equal weight, regardless of substance or merit. Indeed, it can even be argued that opinions of real weight tend to sink with barely a trace of television's ocean banalities.

Our society finds Truth too strong a medicine to digest undiluted. In its purest form Truth is not a polite tap on the shoulder; it is a hallowing reproach.

What Moses brought down from Mt. Sinai were not the Ten Suggestions, they are Commandments. Are, not were.

The sheer brilliance of the Ten Commandments is that they codify, in a handful of words, acceptable human behavior. Not just for then or now but for all time. Language evolves, power shifts from nation to nation, messages are transmitted with the speed of light, man erases one frontier after another; and yet we and our behavior, and the Commandments which govern that behavior, remain the same. The tension between those Commandments and our baser instincts provide the grist for journalism's daily mill. What a huge, gaping void there would be in our informational flow and in our entertainment without routine violation of the Sixth Commandment. Thou shalt not murder...

When you think about it, it's curious, isn't it. We've changed in almost all things—where we live, how we eat, communicate, travel; and yet, in our moral and immoral behavior we are fundamentally unchanged.

Jesus summed it up: Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. So much for our obligations towards our fellow man. That's what the last five Commandments are all about.

The first five are more complex in that they deal with figures of moral authority. The Fifth Commandment requires us to honor our father and mother. Religious scholars through the years have concluded that it was inscribed on the first tablet among the laws and piety toward God because, as far as their children are concerned, parents stand in the place of God. What a strange conclusion! Us in the place of God. We, who set such flawed examples for you. And yet, in our efforts to love you, to provide for you, in our efforts to forgive you when you make mistakes, we do our feeble best to personify that perfect image of love and forgiveness and Providence which some of us find in God.

Which brings me to the First and, in this day and age probably the most controversial of the Commandments, since it requires that we believe in the existence of a single and supreme God. And then, in the Second, Third, and Fourth Commandments, prohibits the worship of any other gods, forbids that his name be taken in vain, requires that we set aside one day in seven to rest and worship Him. What a bizarre journey; from a sweet, undemanding Vanna White to that all-demanding jealous Old Testament God.

There have always been imperfect role models; false gods of material success and shallow fame; but now their influence is magnified by television. I caution you, as one who performs daily on that flickering altar, to set your sights beyond what you can see. There is true majesty in the concept of an unseen power which can neither be measured nor weighed. There is harmony and inner peace to be found in following a moral compass that points in the same direction, regardless of fashion or trend.



Amen. My guess is that Mr. Koppel isn't of the mind that things have radically improved since then...

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Me, Me, Meme!

My own sister didn't "tag" me, but Beth did, and since she took me to eat a delicious skillet and to the airport this past weekend, I guess I owe her something...

4 Jobs I Have Had

  • Newspaper Delivery Man

  • House Painter

  • Legal Assistant

  • Pot Boy at Camp O-Ongo


4 Movies I Watch Over and Over

  • The Lord of the Rings trilogy (I sense a theme here amongst our blogs...)

  • Anything Mystery Science Theater 3000

  • The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


4 Places I Have Lived

  • Cheney, WA

  • Toronto, ON, Canada

  • London, England

  • Running Springs, CA


4 Shows I Watch

  • The Colbert Report

  • The Simpsons

  • Deadwood

  • Corner Gas


4 Places I Have Been

  • The Dark Place Inside My Own Soul

  • Thousand Island Lake (No, there was no salad dressing there.)

  • Bruges, Belgium

  • Edinburgh, Scotland


4 People Who E-mail Me

  • Devin of Parkerburgh

  • Chris of Slatertown

  • Dan of Bloomeropolis

  • Various companies offering me all-natural male enhancement


4 Favorite Things to Eat

  • One of each, please

  • Fetuccini Alfredo

  • Anything Chinese

  • Chicken fried steak and eggs


4 Places I Would Rather Be

  • On my own land in the Pacific Northwest

  • In my writing shed, just beyond my log home

  • On the Pacific Crest Trail

  • In Idaho, visiting the sister


4 Things I Look Forward to This Year

  • Finishing my novel

  • God's unequivocal and detailed description of my calling

  • Vacationing up to Idaho, visiting friends along the way

  • Salon Coup de Grace


4 People To Tag